I stepped away from my past and started this blog. I was ending a chapter and I needed a change. I couldn’t handle all the weight of my past relationships anymore. Because I couldn’t handle it, I didn’t write. It became a chore for me to even post. So I walked away. And then I came to a new place. A better place.
I talked about my two great loves, and compared them to Dawson’s Creek and Sex and the City. This is still one of my favorite life theories.
I went back to school to finish my transfer credits.
I had a naughty dream.
I showed you my California accent.
For some reason, I kept feeling things about the Ex. So I wrote about them.
I became a Clever Girl.
I ranted about 5 fabulous ladies.
The Ex Texts were really starting to cause problems.
I wrote about what turns me on to life.
I fell in love with all things post-apocalyptic. This obsession hasn’t ended. I’m on episode 5 of The Walking Dead, counting down the days until The Hunger Games comes out in March, and I’m still reading tons of books about the collapse of society.
At this point, I was still reading Infinite Jest. But I’m pretty sure I was behind. And completely positive that I was frustrated.
And then I dreamt the dream that inspired the most popular post I’ve ever written.It’s called “He was eye-fucking me during the whole performance.” Can you tell why it gets the most traffic?
SC broke his collar bone. Kaiser sucks ass.
I hardly blogged during the month of August because was way too fucking busy recording vlogs every day for VEDA.
I did manage to post a sponsored giveaway for Sprayology.
I finished Infinite Jest and I did it on time. (sidenote: I hated that book.)
I continued to post VEDA videos from the previous month because I was completely burnt out on the internet.
Nico, Hung, Ashley, SC and I had a VEDA meetup in Pasadena while Hung was visiting from Canada, eh?
The VEDA-ers put out a call for a time capsule themed video, and I responded.
My sister visited from MA and we made a huge tent out of sheets and clothespins and chairs and christmas lights and it was amazing. We also went to the L.A. Zoo and learned to shoot with a bow and arrows at the archery range in town (SC is basically Robin Hood).
I switched cell phone service providers (from AT&T a.k.a. the worst service ever to Verizon where I have not had a single dropped call in almost three months thankyouverymuch) and I got an iPhone 4.
I joined the #twookclub. We read The Scent of Rain and Lightning.
My sisters and I started a youtube channel called The Bert’s Bees.