I found this via Katie and I thought about what an awesome idea it would be to just make a statement about myself for no particular reason and not have to explain. It was exhilarating.

[Phillip’s Photography]

If I were a month, I’d be July.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be sunrise.

If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be an anemone.

If I were a direction, I’d be South.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a hammock.

If I were a liquid, I’d be red wine.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be an opal.

If I were a tree, I’d be a willow.

If I were a tool, I’d be a tape measure.

If I were a flower, I’d be a fire lily.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny with a gentle breeze.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an acoustic guitar.

If I were a color, I’d be red.

If I were an emotion, I’d be giddy.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.

If I were a sound, I’d be streaming water.

If I were an element, I’d be fire.

If I were a car, I’d be a classic Charger.

If I were a food, I’d be sugar.

If I were a place, I’d be a tropical island.

If I were a material, I’d be jersey knit.

If I were a taste, I’d be umami.

If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.

If I were an object, I’d be your favorite stuffed animal.

If I were a body part, I’d be the muscles.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be squinty.

If I were a song, I’d be Hallelujah.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be moccasins.

What would you be?


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